I’m a Late Firecracker – It’s My Birthday!

Another year older…

I never make myself my own birthday cake but that’s ok because I’m gonna spring it on the big daddy that he’s gotta take me to the Olive Garden

where a girl can get her fill of warm and delicious garlic breadsticks and soothing and hearty pasta fagioli. It’s manna from heaven, I tell you.

And then I’m gonna get my favorite dessert in the entire world: White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake.

Every year, the big daddy asks me what I want for a present and I always say nothing and I mean it.

I don’t need things. (well, other than that cheesecake up there)

But this year, I’m singing a different tune. I want a big, gigantic, honking flat screen monitor cuz this little piddly wimp I’m staring into now is getting on my last nerve.

Plus its a#$ is bigger than mine.