RTT – Freckles are Cute

I despise the term mole, so I call my moles freckles. Freckles are cute. I want to be cute.

Speaking of disfigurement, once I had a wart inside the the skin of my thumb pad. It was kinda inside my thumbprint and was there for a couple of years. How is it possible that one day I woke up and it was completely gone?

I don’t like to see veins in my food. So when I eat chicken, I have to pick it apart very carefully so that I won’t accidentally eat one of those visible vein strings.

I can sleep in any position at all at night. However, in order to fall asleep when I take a nap, I must lie like a corpse.

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