I’m a pee pee face. Because two days ago I peed on my face.
It’s true! I went to go peeps and the seat was cold, right? So, I eeked and jumped a little bit, and kinda took a little lookey-loo down to the nethers for a second.
That’s when I felt something which was akin to moisture.
Like a splash, a drop. Something was on my face.
It was right below my nose, right above my MOUTH!
No freakin’ way! It couldn’t be??
I quickly tended to the necessaries and washed my grubbies, all the while clamping my mouth shut just in case it was true.
Then I carefully walked upstairs to the bathroom that has a mirror to investigate.
And there it was. A drop of pee. On my face.
Photo Credit: DarkNBrutalAnd frankly, this is all so disturbing, that I just don’t think I can add anything else here today.
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How the….. LOL, that hysterical.
This is quality right here!! The thought of anything splashing on my face when I go to the bathroom is enough to make me throw-up!! The thought of your face running to the bathroom is the funniest visual!! LOVE IT!!!!!!