RTT: I’m a Pee Pee Face

I’m a pee pee face. Because two days ago I peed on my face.

It’s true! I went to go peeps and the seat was cold, right? So, I eeked and jumped a little bit, and kinda took a little lookey-loo down to the nethers for a second.

That’s when I felt something which was akin to moisture.

Like a splash, a drop. Something was on my face.

It was right below my nose, right above my MOUTH!

No freakin’ way! It couldn’t be??

I quickly tended to the necessaries and washed my grubbies, all the while clamping my mouth shut just in case it was true.

Then I carefully walked upstairs to the bathroom that has a mirror to investigate.

And there it was. A drop of pee. On my face.

Photo Credit: DarkNBrutal

And frankly, this is all so disturbing, that I just don’t think I can add anything else here today.

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