They just look at me without saying a word? I shut the door in their face until they get it together and do it right.
I tell the kids who are taller than me to leave me alone and get a job.
That's not a costume. See ya.
If you wander off the pumpkin path and run through my yard, your injuries are on you. Eat candy and bleed.
If there's no body to go along with that bag, I ain't fillin' it. There's no sick sibling at home, you greedy little punk.
You kick my pumpkins, I'll kick your *#$.
Don't skank up my doorway. If you look like a ho, I'm tellin' you so.
My friend, Debby, from Just Breathe, tagged me to tell 10 things nobody knows about me, so I twisted it a little bit and came up with this post, (a few Halloween thoughts nobody knows I was thinking). Happy Halloween everyone!
116 comments:
Happy Halloween!!
Have fun!!
hugs hugs
Yes! I'm with you!
How about the adults that have bags too??!! Come on..we're not giving out a ham dinner!
Happy Halloween!
Rough crowd?
Ahhhh! well said! well said!
I agree with your rules 100%. I hate when kids come with ZERO costume on don't say Trick or Treat and want candy. Get a life loser!! HAHAHA
Happy Halloween!!!!!
hahaha thanks for the laugh this morning. Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween!! :)
LOL!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!
Love it!!
And lol, we have the same Halloween pic up today. Great minds...
I never did the dress like a skank thing on Halloween. I feel I missed out on a vital moment. Yeah, not really. Those little girls dressed like hussys totally pisses me right off. I just want to follow them home and slap their mothers.
Haha! We don't have to worry about that over here... no trick-or-treating where we live.
Last year, a couple of girls came to the door showing a decent amount of cleavage..I didn't know whether to buy them a drink, or give them a Snickers bar!
I'm so excited for the little trick or treaters! It's been raining here, so I hope that eases up and quits ruining my fav holiday!
You are too funny! I hope you have a fun halloween...looking forward to hearing the #1 phrase used.
Good rules! I refuse to give candy to anyone that has achieved puberty!
Happy Halloween, hope the trick or treating goes well in your neighborhood!
-Luke Sidewalker
No kidding- we get car loads of treaters coming into our subdivision from who knows where. The parents either sit their fannies in their cars and wait at the corner for the kids or they too trick or treat. Come on....all that for a candy bar?
Have fun!
Great rules. I agree, yet caved and gave the adults and non-costumed freaks candy this year. That's okay though. I gave them a Dum-Dum and told them it was recession Halloween this year when they made a face about it.
The part about the kids taller than you is hilarious! I totally agree!
THis would be so fun to implement except no trick or treaters come to our house. I love the you look like a ho one.
My sentiments exactly!!!
Justine :o )
Happy Halloween!
Funny stuff! I never like the teenagers that don't bother to dress-up either.
By the way, you have an award waiting for you on my blog. Congrats!
can you come up with something for the little shits who steal my candy every year (last year the little buggers took my bowl too) we are so nice to leave a candy bowl outside our door while we take our children around b/c we don't want the same hooligans leaving a shit bag on our door step (yes, they did that once)
I'm seriously so annoyed with kids that show up with no costume and/or don't say trick or treat. What the heck??
Perfect rules. Though, I always give candy to the big kids because I trick-or-treated 'til I was 16. :) But no costume = no candy.
Great rules, they should be posted. ;-)
Cece
FABULOUS RULES.
Alyce is so ready. She is going to be a mermaid and we are already saying "Trick or Treat" I bet you would empty out your bowl in her bag for sure.
Seems like a reasonable policy.
you're a HOOT! too funny.
I have used most of those rules myself when I lived in Illinois and trick or treating didn't seem to have an "end" time. Kids twice my size at the door, at night, in the dark? Yeah - NO!
Happy Halloween, galfriend!
One Quarter to Go 'Til Halftime
I think I'll print this list up and post it on my door tonight.
Happy Halloween! ^_^ (Jack-o-latern...:)
lol.....happy holloween
Love your rules! You said it well.
I hate when kids without costumes come to the door....or get dropped off by their parents in our neighborhood just because, etc....
Wow, I would have the same list...I think I will type this up and hang it on my door. Or course the little (and big) urchins would just stare at it without a clue just like salesman do at my no soliciting sign. I would add the game stops at 9 p.m. Quit ringing the doorbell.
Eat candy and bleed. HAHA.
I love your rules! I may print them out and post them on my front door.
Happy Halloween!
Hear hear on your rules.
No little girls dressed in sexy costumes, who are too young to understand what the costume is. Where are your parents?
Thanks for what you wrote on my blog. My official start date is Nov 3rd. I'll be needing those tissues too.
Your rules are hilarious! But I love it when the older kids go trick or treating. I went trick or treating until I was 15. We live in a small town so there isn't anything else to do.
Bwahahahaha!
You just need Abby goat to butt them all away.
I make them say it or no candy!
Don't ring the doorbell when the lights are out, it means no more candy left.
Try to have fun!
I hate the kids that are like 16 thinking they need the candy I bought for the little ones, I mean come on!
Happy Halloween!
happy halloween...if you stop by you better say it...and no i will not give you a piece for each of your 13 brother!
Ha haa haaaha!! Love your 'rules'.
Happy Halloween and try not to hurt anybody....
:o)
Lisa @
All That and a Box of Rocks
Too funny!!!!!! I love how your mind thinks! ;-)
HAHAHAHA!
Your rules are awesome!
Love this! I force my daughter to say trick or treat every time...its just not right if you dont say it!
AHAHAHA! I love it!
Happy Halloween! :)
"Eat candy and bleed"
Fucking Gold.
Great Rules, Happy All Hallows Eve to you and your family!
I love it! You should be QUEEN of Halloween!
LOL Happy Halloween!
true true true, and LOL! I'm not sure what was funnier, the skank thing or the eat candy and bleed, lol. Thanks 4 the laugh!
Funny. Happy Halloween.
lol the first one - get it together and do it right! hahaha
happy halloween! try to be nice to your trick or treaters!!
Thanks for the laugh!! Happy Halloween!!!!
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Agree this is a dandy list of "what I think" rather than "what I say". Ye Gods.
(Eat candy and bleed?)
Happy Halloween!!
I find the adults and the grown teenagers totally annoying. This year, they are not getting ANY candy from this house.
Save it for the little ones! :)
No arguments here...
Another one - instead of giving kids treats do a trick. After all didn't they just say, "Trick OR treat?" It'll piss them off and you can save the candy for yourself! LOL
Happy Halloween!
Love your list. I co-sign on every single point.
We are a lot alike. I would do the same things. I would like to add: If i see you making faces at the candy I am giving out, then I get to smack you in the head and take candy out of your bag. Ungrateful brat.
girl you made that meme memorable! LOVE it! Kickem all! Eat candy and bleed ... LOL
LMAO!!!!! That made my day!
You post is hysterical. and look at all your comments I aspire to be you...
I don't mind teens at my door but if there is no costume i berate them lol
Awesome.
Actually, even more awesome...is when you get no kids at all. Havent had a child show up on my doorstep for 15 years now. NO kids, no candy, no worries about a diet going to pot! In fact, here is it nearly 630pm and dark out there and I havent heard no one child on the sidewalk out front. Gotta love that some parents play it smart and take their kids to parties or elsewhere for the night.
Happy Halloween!
The hordes are awaiting darkness to descend here.
You make me laugh! It all rings so true, though!
Happy Halloween!
Loved your rules!!
Oh, one you should add to the list...
If you ring my fing doorbell after I turn the porch light OFF, don't be surprised if I go mental on you... in my underwear.
LMAO I'm so going to steal your rules. I especially hate it when you open the door and they just look at you expectantly. And then, they don't even say thank you. It makes me want to run after them and take their candy back, plus a few more for my time.
Have a very scary Halloween!
We share a brain - it is official.
I'm looking forward to seeing all the little kids in their costumes. :)
Many people share your thoughts...
there should be official halloween rules huh =)! LOL!
Man, I LOVE YOUR POST!!!!!
I was so excited to give out candy tonight...
Then the one kid looked at the twizzler and said, " I don't eat that." I said, "OK, sorry.. Goodnight.."
Oh well.. and the kids that didnt even dress up? That just PISSES me off!
I saw a group of 4 teenagers walking up to the door, no costumes, I turned the light off and ate the candy I had left...
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Hmmm, have you had a rough lot of trick or treaters in the past?
You forgot; "if you ask for two pieces..I'll fix you a big bowl of ABSOLUTELY NOT"
You are a bad a@@ in your head.
Great rules! Happy halloween!
happy halloween..
hope you had fun
i am drop dead tired
Oh, how I wish those were really the rules!
Be careful with the first rule. My nephew is a non-verbal autistic and my SiL was getting really pissed at people who would try to make him say the words.
I totally agree! I had a family tonight come with their kids in the wagon. Them kids were to young for candy. I know what you are doing...jerk!!
Happy Halloween!!
Love the rules! I think they should be laws! hee hee!
No trick or treating here either!!
Happy Halloween!!
I love the rules.
Happy Halloween!
LOL! If you got to implement the rules, surely it would be a different night! And there'd be left over candy since all the rule breakers would have to stay home!
Happy Halloween to u!
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We only got two small kids coming to our door, so I didn't have the chance to think evil thoughts... ;-)
Hilarious yet just so very true.
I am glad you voiced it at your blog.
Hope you have a great weekend and loads of fun.
Cheers!!
This is awesome.
Although it did hurt my feelings when I was 14 and my neighbor wouldn't give me candy. Kind of took the fun out of walking with the younger bro.
Don't ya love the moms pushing a stroller with an infant? "It's for the baby". The baby that has no freakin teeth.
I think my biggest one is the whole.. kids who are taller than me!! seriously!!! Enough is enough.
I hate "my sister is in the car."
Trick or Treating at your house sounds fun!!
Happy Halloween
How is your daughter doing? I know your heart is broken for her. When Emily has her issues my heart breaks too, so I know that sad feeling you must have in yours.
love ya!!
xox
I hate when grown adults come to the door and trick ot treat. I had a couple of young kids come to my door with no adult with them. I don't know what's worse!
HA HA love those.
Love it!! Especially that last one! No Ho's at my house last night!!
Ha ha! You crack me up! I really needed a good laugh b/c the sickies are going around my house and it is NO fun! We didn't even get to go Trick or Treating this year..boo :(
Hee hee, don't you just wish we could do this? I would love to!
I have a post-Halloween treat for you on m site!
I love it! Great rules! I say, put it in writing and make sure every home in America gets it! ;-)
Following you from MBC!
How about shutting the door on the teenagers who don't even bother to dress up. Drives me nuts when a 17 year old shows up at my door in basketball shorts and expects a handful of candy!
I'm so with you on this one! AMEN!
I had to laugh about the adults comment. I don't know how many people said last night they were collecting for their sick niece/nephew/child. THere can't be that many sick kids in our area!
Couldn't agree more! Sometimes I hate the holiday...some punks just ruin it.
Haha! I love 'em! Especially "don't skank up my doorway!"
Don't skank up my doorway!!! Love it. : )
I agree completely! I was sad to be in the hospital and miss all the cute little ones this year.
OMGosh!! YES!! I agree with you 100%. Last night we had a frickin MARRIED COUPLE, NO KIDS come to us TorT'ing! Seriously? Go buy your own damn candy! {although we didn't hand out candy. lol}
OMG that's so funny, I'm posting that on my gate for next year!
Frickin hilarious...if you look like a ho bahahahaha
Love this. Except for the tall trick or treater thing. Some kids are abnormally tall!
Too, too, funny - I could have implemented EVERY single one of these rules at my house this year!
I make baggies every year with 5-6 pieces of candy and a toy in each, and I even had one little FAT girl take two bags and tell her little brother to take 2 "just in case one was a trick." He didn't do it and I told her that they ALL had real goodies in them! She just gave ME a dirty look and turned away... I called after her and said, "Aren't you going to say thank you?" Little bitch!
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