Halloween In My Head

If I made the Trick-or-Treat rules….

They just look at me without saying a word? I shut the door in their face until they get it together and do it right.

I tell the kids who are taller than me to leave me alone and get a job.

That’s not a costume. See ya.

If you wander off the pumpkin path and run through my yard, your injuries are on you. Eat candy and bleed.

If there’s no body to go along with that bag, I ain’t fillin’ it. There’s no sick sibling at home, you greedy little punk.

You kick my pumpkins, I’ll kick your *#$.

Don’t skank up my doorway. If you look like a ho, I’m tellin’ you so.

My friend, Debby, from Just Breathe, tagged me to tell 10 things nobody knows about me, so I twisted it a little bit and came up with this post, (a few Halloween thoughts nobody knows I was thinking). Happy Halloween everyone!