One Day....

October 24, 2009

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or b****. (That would be me....)



But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

THE END.



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93 comments:

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

I love reading your posts .
They 're so inventive and there's more!
Have a lovely weekend!:)
hugs hugs

Bridgette said...

Oh my I SO need to put that on my blog especially after the week I had! :)

Tammy Howard said...

Love this one.

Rob said...

That is too funny. Just one day! HAHA

Have a nice weekend.

Gillian said...

ditto Bridgette

Smart Mouth Broad said...

That would be you? I thought that was me. :-) But just for one day.

Cairo Typ0 said...

LOL A whole day? Wow i don't think i've ever made it that long. :p

Shelley said...

Yeah, but people were less annoying back then...not your fault.

Tori said...

Lawls. I love laughing first thing in the morning!

Buckeroomama said...

We've all "evolved. Heh.

Have a great weekend.

Yaya said...

Lol!

Alice in Wonderland said...

I did that too one day...can't exactly when, or what day it was though!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

AHAHAHAHA! Love it! That would be me, too... ;)

LZ said...

I don't think I've had one day - ever - that I did not whine, nag or bitch.

Amy said...

This is so true....

Mighty M said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Love it! :)

Too Many Hats said...

ROFLOL - that was very cute.

Lindsey said...

I have been feeling the same these days! Love the blog :)

kys said...

I'm with Lizz - I don't think I ever had that one day.

Stephanie Faris said...

LOL. I don't know if there ever was a version of me who didn't complain!

Mom of Three said...

Love it! Lol.

Drahdrah said...

You are too funny !

yonca said...

LOL! That is so funny!!! Have a wonderful weekend!

The Head Eagle said...

Too funny!

Happy Saturday, my bloggy friend!

Linda @ My Trendy Tykes said...

Eh, I've always been a whiner.

Brian Miller said...

lol. thats awesome!

otin said...

Just one day is all we get?? lol

Pricilla said...

heh heh

Vodka Logic said...

I wish I could be brief and funny like that.. loved it.

Kristina P. said...

Very cute!

G-Zell said...

OMG lol, I wish I could meet her someday until then @#$% :D

Alicia said...

Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish I could hang with you for a day!

Nancy@ifevolutionworks.com said...

Love it!!

Chandice said...

Stopping by from SITS. Cute blog you have here. :)
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Martha said...

Is that even possible? Wow, so not worthy...

WhisperingWriter said...

Hilarious!

sazucker said...

just where did you find that picture of me??? I thought I burnt it?? :)

Thanks for such a great post!

I'm so glad I joined MBC and found your blog!

MiMi said...

OMG, that's hilarious. I LOVE it!

Mrsblogalot said...

OMG Loved that!!

BluePixo Entertainment said...

LOL, love it. LOL

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Susie said...

Too funny!!

Kelsey S said...

hahaha Love this!

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☼¨`*•.♥Rocío♥.•*¨`☼ said...

That is for SURE me today!! My kiddos are with Mom and I am having a wonderful relaxing day!!!!
so yes i am woman who DOES NOT whine, nag or b****. for today and half of tomorrow =)
{{{HUGS}}}

Shraddha@theselfloveproject said...

did i write that? sounds like me...

Just Breathe said...

Cute and oh so true. I now blame it all on menopause!

Kari said...

That is too funny, love it!

Melinda said...

that is so me! LOL

Mimi said...

HA!!!

Stesha said...

How can so few words make me ALMOST piss my pants?:)

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Whimsical Creations said...

LMAO!! Too funny!

Daenel said...

Hilarious!

Felicia said...

LOL!! You .. whine? Never! You seem so positive all the time!

Erin M. said...

This rocks. LMAO!

mama-face said...

Would that we all could have that one day. sigh.

Muthering Heights said...

LOL, and now...

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Girl that was one rare day huh? LOL ;)

ModernMom said...

LOL Me too!

Joy said...

LOL. I like your humor and what you find humorous.

pssst: You're almost up to 1,000 followers!

McClure Family said...

i love this!!

{thanks for your sweet comment on my blog! i will give my little man a big hug from you!!}

Hit 40 said...

Very cute. My spam emailer friend likes to send chain emails that can not be broken so....

I never open them!!! If it is not opened, I never broke the chain??

Lisa said...

This is so funny!

And true....sad, but true.... lol!



Lisa @
All That and a Box of Rocks

Funny in my mind said...

I gave you an award!
Enjoy!

Chelle said...

Do you know what I absolutely *heart* about you?

That you always remind me to smile and laugh. Love it!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

I'm sure I had that day somewhere...

Jennifer-Eighty MPH Mom said...

Ha! That was me too one day long, long ago!

Too funny!

The Jacobsen Family! said...

I LOVE this!! LOL!

Keri said...

I so love you!

Vickie said...

My Husband would say that has yet to happen in this household! LOL!!

shortmama said...

I think I would last about an hour...or 5 minutes

Stacey said...

I don't believe that ever happened. ;)

Jennifer said...

Ahahahaa! ROTFLMBO! Me, too! Me, too! ;-)

Alicia said...

haaa!! a whole day!! that's impressive!!

Michelle said...

Wow a whole day. Wish I could do that. LOL! Regarding your foster care question. Yes, it sounds like we do have some input on what type of child we get to pick such as age and gender. There is no way I can have a teenager living in my home because I have a 5 year old daughter. You never know what type of emotional damage these kids have. My top priority is still my little girl. I need to keep in mind her safety. Hope that answers your question. Have a great weekend.

Justine said...

I'm not even sure if I've ever had one day of not whining and bitching.

Justine :o )

Queenie Jeannie said...

This is fabulous no matter how many times you see it!! SO TRUE!!!

Frugal Vicki said...

Was there a time I didn't complain? nope, don't think so!

drollgirl said...

bahahha! at least you have one day to your credit! i MIGHT be able to go an hour without complaining or whining. might.

sheila said...

THAT is awesome!

I got a card...years ago...that had a tattered woman on the front and when I opened it it said...Where's my fucking fairy godmother?

I don't normally save cards....but that one I did.

LT said...

Thanks for the grin!! Love that one.

LadyStyx said...

*laafin* I don't think I was ever that woman either...

Mommy Bear said...

HAHA! Love this. I may have lasted an hour without whining or nagging but I doubt it.

conversationswithmoms said...

I don't think there's ever been a day I didn't enjoy reading your blog. Your so creative.

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

Thanks for making me laugh this morning!! :-)

Heatherlyn said...

:) My Mom said that she did not whine or complain for the first 8 years of her marriage. But that was a long time ago, too. :)

Jenners said...

Yes ... one day long long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

hotpants™ said...

Love it! (short, sweet & to the point)

Helene said...

I had a day like that too but it was so long ago I barely remember it.

Love this post!!

Midwest Mommy said...

Ha! That's great!

Yaya said...

Reading this again because The Mighty M Family featured it!

wife.mom.nurse said...

Ha!

Gotta love this!!!!

Megan said...

LMAO!! That'd be me too! Hahaha!!

Cassie said...

Visiting from the Mighty M. I had a day like that but I was only five so it didn't count.

Midday Escapades said...

I'm also visiting from Mighty M. This is hilarious!!! You are speaking my mind.

 
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