1, 2, 3…Back in Stalker Mode…..NOW!

I forced myself not to read blogs while I was away. But, I wanted to. About ten-leventy trillion times.

I’m nosy and I gotta know what you people do. But, I refused to look at my google reader until just this morning and then I cried.

You guys were posting and living and posting and doing and posting and (eating <--- this much I assume) and posting. A lot.

When I saw my unread posts I had to walk away from the computer and curse.

I looked in the mirror and cursed and cried.

I cursed my 5 day vacation for all of the unread posts…

…but mostly I cursed the fact that when I looked in the mirror, I saw some suspicious facial fullness, so I made a guess of how much weight I’d gained over the last 5 days and stepped on the scale to see if I was right, and I was.

Thanksgiving is disgusting.