All The Right Moves

Yesterday I was raking leaves and filling the yard waste container with them. It got to the point where it was full. Nooooooo problem. My son lifted me right up into that container so’s I could do some stompin’!

We live right next to a school and there are 3 classrooms which look out at my house. So, I got jiggy with it. I began to stomp rather clownishly. I turned in circles, I pumped my elbows, I jumped, smashed, and squished.

And then I jumped out.

Except my jump was more of a fall. The kind where you land and then scuttle backwards trying to maintain your balance but end up falling over onto your butt but the force takes you onto your back and you have your legs in the air like a dying bug and you look over and see kids pointing and laughing at you from the windows of all 3 classrooms.

It was that kind of fall.