I'm tired of picking up your wool.
I've had it.
Your pubes are peppering my bathroom floors. And I can't take it anymore.
I have to hopscotch my way around or else one of your offspring catches hold of me and rides the freedom train out of the bathroom.
Seriously, do you not notice the feverish pace at which they're dropping? Exactly what kind of jungle are you living in?
Please, I beg of you. Heed your weeds.
153 comments:
Oh, I so understand. Gross, Gross, Gross.
Heed your Weeds. Bahaha.
lol do you work in a waxing place? how do that many pubes fall? My hair (on my head) falls out all the time and covers my bathroom, I have to clean the floor like 3 times a week! I'd love to get a wax "down there" but I'm too scared!!!! thanks for stopping by my blog and for your comment on the 2012 review:)
OMG, I'm laughing out loud but I have to tell you, my husband has such tight and curly black hair on his head that I can't tell the difference once it hits the floor!
Hee hee...
What a good read to enjoy with my orange juice...I only gagged a little. :)
Ewe:p
I don't know about the humans in my house but the dogs are leaving hair everywhere!! And they are so dark you can totally see it! I always feel better when I vacuum then I turn around and they are all back!!
We have an Airedale, and their wiry coat bears a striking resemblance to human pubes...
I guess I agree in spirit.
GRODY!
OMGosh LMAO...I just dont even know what else to say! too funny!
Nothing like a little pube talk to go with my cup o' joe this morning :)
Heed the weeds. Nice!!!
I am laughing my ass off!!
when i livd at home, i used to be real careful as not to leave any pubes around. mother was the type of mom that would say embarrassing things infront of anyone around.
ewwwwwww lol I promise they're not mine :-p
Gross, but so, so true! Someone had to say it!
I was wondering if I went too far with my strip club post, but I think you win.
(Not too far for me BTW, just for some peeps out there!)
Heed the weed, I'm borrowing that one~
LMAO Heed the weeds, dude!
Definitely an interesting read on a Friday morning! Not sure if I should laugh or gag!
Ok this was fantastic, and made my morning. I share a house with 2 boys, so I am all too familiar with this.
So with you. I especially hate it when we have company and they leave their little friends in my bathtub. Seriously? Clean it up! So gross.
I...uh...what?!
Amen! Blech.
EWWWWWW!! I am with you!
You ALWAYS put a smile on my face. That was hilarious.
That's why I get a Brazilian once a month.
Pubes are just gross! I hate wiping them off the floor/tub, etc.
You have an award at my blog!
Have a great Friday.
OMG. That is disgusting. Pubes have got to be the WORST. Just the word pubes makes me vomit a little bit. : )
OK this made me think about the time my oldest came out of the shower in the master bath and asked me to tell Daddy to please clean out the drains once he showered.. I was confused until he said that daddy was leaving pubes in the drain. I walked in and said Doug that is MY hair from MY head if dad had pubes 18 inches long I would be a bit concerned... I had cleaned the drain btw some had just gathered after everythign had drained. But I thought it was hilarious he thought those were his dad's pubes..
Ouch for the waxing..
Ick, ick and more ick. I am not down with wayward pubes.
i saw your post title in my blog update list...and i knew i couldn't wait to read it!
anyone remember clarence thomas and anita hill?
BRahahahah rofl lololololo
OMG seriously. My girlfriend who is member of a exclusive rich club LOL.. whatever!
She said she wanted to had out razors because there was bush everywhere pointing straight at her almost taking out her eye LMAO........
Thanks for laugh
Oh dear!! Amen to all of that sister!! The last thing I want to see on my bathroom floor is someone else's curly q's! So,yes! HEED THE WEED!
eeeeeewww I'm so with you on this!! One of my kids decided to "trim their pubes" in the shower and didn't rinse out the tub!!! OMG gross!!!! I actually screamed and thought an animal had died in there! lol
oh yuck!!!
nuff' said!!
LMAO, you have me rolling on the floor, so maybe I will pick up a few, like one of those sticky rollers for your clothes! Ha you just crack me up up up up up...
Thanks for your wonderful attention you pay to my site, and I thought of you the other day when I read this post on hand sanitizer, was funny, of course not as funny as you are :)
LMAO, you have me rolling on the floor, so maybe I will pick up a few, like one of those sticky rollers for your clothes! Ha you just crack me up up up up up...
Thanks for your wonderful attention you pay to my site, and I thought of you the other day when I read this post on hand sanitizer, was funny, of course not as funny as you are :)
LMAO, you have me rolling on the floor, so maybe I will pick up a few, like one of those sticky rollers for your clothes! Ha you just crack me up up up up up...
Thanks for your wonderful attention you pay to my site, and I thought of you the other day when I read this post on hand sanitizer, was funny, of course not as funny as you are :)
LMAO, you have me rolling on the floor, so maybe I will pick up a few, like one of those sticky rollers for your clothes! Ha you just crack me up up up up up...
Thanks for your wonderful attention you pay to my site, and I thought of you the other day when I read this post on hand sanitizer, was funny, of course not as funny as you are :)
LMAO, you have me rolling on the floor, so maybe I will pick up a few, like one of those sticky rollers for your clothes! Ha you just crack me up up up up up...
Thanks for your wonderful attention you pay to my site, and I thought of you the other day when I read this post on hand sanitizer, was funny, of course not as funny as you are :)
OMG, LOL!!! This is why I refuse to share a bathroom with my husband. ick.
LMAO!
I have no words! Gives a whole new meaning to trim your bush.
yuk!!! I'm with you!
I married a hairy Italian so it is never known if it is a pube, chest, leg or arm hair. I am only glad that we share a bathroom only 1/2 the year... he gets sent to the mudroom bathroom (unheated) during the warmer months.
But I seriously hope you weren't talking about your own bathroom... If so it might be time for a family meeting/intervention.
Nothing like reading about pubes and drinking coffee on this fine Friday morning!
While everyone else is spitting out there coffee reading your oh..too funny post it's happy hour here and I just spit out my beer!! I feel your pain!
LOL! That's a cool post anyway. :)
When I got married over a year ago I got my first wax. Love it but grows too quickly. Now i have a great set and do it myself. It doesn't hurt when I do it which is a bonus!
ACK!!!!!!!
You crack me up!!! And I lost it when you said "heed your weeds"...classic!!
Lol. "heed your weeds" is awesome.
I am now haunted by the visual. I have to take Rolaids even when cleaning the shower drain. I'm totally messed up now.
i just spit out my coffee laughing.
hahahahah.
this goes for the men too, please manscape. tyvm
Hahahaha, this made me laugh.
OMG, I had to read this three times to understand what you are talking about.
I'm still back a few days enjoying recycling ones pop cans.
LOL:)
OMG, sooo... funny. I totally agree. Thanks for the chuckle.
Hahaha!! Too freaking funny!
LMAO!!! I can't stop laughing...can't breathe!
I have tears...this is so darn funny and true!!!!
Have a great weekend.
Oh my gosh, I would die if I ever came across that!
Oh gosh, I have no idea what you are talking about. I feel so damn naive.
I can infer from the comments though that it's all smut talk, right?
Ew! I just ate lunch!
This made me LOL. That is all I can say. :)
what the hell is going on in your house that pubes are falling out at the rate of carpeting a bathroom floor? I pray for you honey LOL
Yuk! Just say no to the Jungle Habitat !!!
Omg, that was hilarious. Thanks for the icky morning image. Have a great weekend and watch out for the ones that hang on....Yucky.
Lori
Hate them too!
LMFAO! That is so wrong. Perhaps you could shove them into your community mommy purse. Or save them and knit clothing for the homeless.
I never knew I could laugh and feel nauseous at the same time :-)
Catchy title...lol
I also have my own bathroom. No way would I share with my three guys...yuck.
ewww...shivers.
too funny :)
I laughed when you called it wool.
I hate when I find pubes on the toilet seat. I mean..????
Oh man. Seriously gross.
But funny post!
LOL Ew, just EW!
AAGH!! YUCK! I totally agree, take care of that stuff!
AAGH!! YUCK! I totally agree, take care of that stuff!
EWWW...my kiddos are too little and my husband has almost no body hair so I can't relate...yet.
OMG WTMI!! WTMI!! WTMI!!!! But ROFL nonetheless.
I have no clue why I was surprised to be grossed out by this entry -- the title should have clued me in.
But, like a car wreck, I just had to read.
quite a dilemma you've got there ;-)
Gross.
My husband and I once crashed at his friend's apartment. He was in college (but was at least 30 yrs old) and his roommates didn't clean so he said why bother. It was the grossest place I have ever stayed. The bathroom floor was BLACK from all the hair. I ended up having to clean part of the room so I could use it.
Gross.
it's my first time coming to visit... was looking forward to reading, smiling, leaving a comment... WHAT A FIRST POST TO READ! Ugh! Yuck! But.. funny! And I'll be back for more!
Dont look at me I don't know where you live.....
amen, sista!
AHAHAHAHA! You are hysterical! Funny, that is, not a mind set. ;)
Funny story- My 4 year old walked in on me in the bathroom and said, "Mommy, you have a hairy bottom." (she calls ALL of IT a bottom) I guess it is time for a wax!
Oh my reminds me of my dating years & my now husbands bathroom...with his roomate. UM disgusting. Yep thanks for rehashing those memories.
Oh my goodness you are making me giggle!
The short and curlies getting to you? Ah, isn't it fun to be so observant!!!
I'm chuckling at the visual. :)
You always have the most hilarious things to post about that are SO true!
No we have separate bathrooms, need I say more.
we call those "public hairs"... :)
But still nasty no matter how you slice it.
That comes from shaving privates while dtanding in the bathroom. Let them do it outside! Or over the waste basket works :)
Bah - haha! Oh my gosh you are too much. Thanks for the laughs. I remember cleaning change-overs on Saturdays in the summer...oh the weeds I found!
OH,my God. I think I'm in love.
This is the best thing I've read all day.
Thank you---and fight the good fight.
LOL omg I just did not expect that tonight. Thank you for the laugh and good luck.
Ewwwwwww! I'm with you!!
I have got to admit, this is one thing I have never had to deal with. lol I'm very glad!!!!
OH MY i was cleaning the bathroom that is not mine.. the one i shouldn't have to clean but my in laws will be here on Sunday for a week.. I was so thinking it was not fair i had to clean "OTHER PEOPLES STUFF!!"..you were reading my mind today!! LOL!!
this was the only blog i read today besides.. lol
HAHAHAHA! I am laughing my ass off! I have the same problem in my bathrooms - except the boys bathrooms cause ya know they don't have any and hubs doesn't use their bathroom. I gross out about it all the time. That is why he has earned the title "Pube Fairy" I swear he sprinkles them wherever he goes!
*awww, noone will want to come to my house now that the cats outta the bag :( *
I have an interesting comment for this post, but it is one that you will never see! LMAO!!!
i used to have a boss that was notorious for leaving them on the bathroom seat at work. revolting.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ickity, ickity, ick!
here's a gross pube story for ya...a friend of mine lived in a frat house while in college. None of the guys wanted to clean the pubes out of the shower drain so when a clump gathered they would just kick it into the corner of the shower. After 4 years of doing this the pube pile grew quite large. After these guys graduated someone packaged that thing up and mailed it to one of the guys for his birthday. It was then mailed around to all the different guys for over a year. YUCK!
I don't go to the bathroom at my father in laws for that reason. You walk in with no jacket and walk out covered in wool. I live in Florida for pete's sake, I don't need a wool jacket! Thank You:)
who knew that blogging about pubes would get you 107+ comments!!??
LMFAO!
Ummmmm....Ew. To the max. lol!
Lisa @
All That and a Box of Rocks
Ewwwww!!!
a very hushed topic brought to light. and done so well. good for you.
I think I'll put off getting my eyes checked. I haven't been noticing the wayward pubes so I must be blind.
Yuck! This is totally one of my pet peaves! Unfortunately the hair on my husbands hair is wiry and wavy, so it actually looks like pubes when it falls out too. It took me a while to notice this, so for the first few months of marriage, I couldn't figure out how "pubes" were ending up on countertops, the sink, etc.
nasty.
Sounds like you need a 24hr roomba on duty.
LMAO!!! I nearly peed my pants on that one! I can't stand it either - but it's so hard to tell which are my husbands chest hair and which ones are from down lower... not that it matters... they all get caught in my super long hair anyway, so I'm stuck cleaning it all up! YUCK!!
Oh good grief! Gross, gross, gross!
People please, wax, get a razor, do something for the love of all that is shaven!!
Ohmygoodness! I am laughing SO hard!!
Hahahaha! Totally wasn't expecting this post, but omg, so funny!
Ew. That's all. Just ew.
ROFLMAO and EWWW. But been there done that
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dying.
Dying.
Choking and coughing.
Laughing.
Still dying.
Oh my goodness! Now that is funny, very gross, but funny! :)
GIRL!!!! I don't know if I've ever laughed and gagged at the same time before! LOL
Here is how it went:
Sip coffee, read blog post, laugh, choke, spew coffee all over myself.
Heed your weeds is FABULOUS!
Hey Darlin....
Holy Crap... what a post to come back to!
Probably the funniest thing I've read in ages!
I'm choking (seriously) I'm laughing so hard. Pepsi came right out my nose!!!
Oh how I've missed you :)
LMAO!!! You are such a great writer. I'm still laughing.
Heed your weeds. HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Funny funny funny.
That was hysterical.
Very funny post, but Eeeew gross, LOL!
LOL...how do you come up with this stuff???
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest! LOL. I thought I was reading my own post for a moment there. I've got one of those at my house, too.
This absolutely cracks me up!
You are too funny. I'm happy I read this during break because 50 attorneys would have thought I was crazy cracking up in the middle of this truly fascinating seminar. There aint nothing funny about construction litigation.
Imagine finding a few in a library book as bookmarks...
That is gross!
LOL! I love it. You are not alone. I never could understand how no one notices the ball of fur they left behind.
back to the "it's good to be a goat"
If you saw my legs I think you'd faint.
Now there's a topic I haven't seen posted before. Bam.
You have quite a way with words. I'm laughing so hard over here.
HEED THE WEED.
ROFLMAO!
Just so you know, I've been getting brazilian bikini waxes for a while now. I hate pubes.
Now, if I could just convince my hubby to do the same!!
ewwww...how funny though
OMG! Stop it.
LOL
Lmao!
Oh gosh I needed this laugh.
I hate hairs on my floors too and dh doesn't seem to understand this.
I need a hand vac!
Eeeewwwwww...thank God we have carpet in our bathroom (and my hubby has light hair) or I'd probably be experiencing the same thing.
I know when my 3 boys hit the teen years, their bathroom floor will be thouroughly disgusting.
All I can say about this one is Eeeeewwwwwww!
LMAO! Eeeeewwwww.
LMAO! HAHAHAHA, Yes, AGREED! No JUNGLE!
Who the hell's pubes are you stepping on? Maybe they're YOURS!!!
Justine :o )
Oh crap! I thought my post the other day with Cole peeing on the toilet was bad!
All I have to say is wax ... ouch ... Mama isn't playing around NO MORE!
Tame the Mane, goddammit!
I have this conversation with someone in my home who refuses to admit they're his. Seeing that I live with my hubby and two children, I think you know who the culprit is.
HaHaHa...EEEWWW...HaHaHa....EEWWW
I know just what you mean, I have to go to aquatherapy and I hate to go into the shower in the locker room because it is a family locker room (I need The Hubs help when I am done to change), because it doesn't get cleaned between uses. I usually just change into my clothes and shower at home.
HaHaHa...EEEWWW...HaHaHa....EEWWW
I know just what you mean, I have to go to aquatherapy and I hate to go into the shower in the locker room because it is a family locker room (I need The Hubs help when I am done to change), because it doesn't get cleaned between uses. I usually just change into my clothes and shower at home.
oh..ew. *laffin*
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