Nothing Like A Sucker Punch to the Gut

I was attacked by some naaaaaaaasty malware.

I have no idea how it snuck in past my spyware protection but it did, and it knocked my computer all higgety H to the ell.

Supposedly it’s clean now, but my load times are frackin’ ridic. So, I still need to see if anything is wrong. It might just be the snow. Uh huh, the snow. It makes the internet painfully, outrageously slow, like 2-3 minutes per page slow.

I was gone for a long time, huh? hee hee, it was fun!

I had a great time with the family, and I’ve been trying to square away a blog makeover I’m doing in a couple of weeks. I’ve had this blog design for a year or so, and it’s time for a change. Mama’s tired of it.

And no, I’m not moving to WordPress. I’m just redoing the look of things.

And something else, my lovelies. I’m trying to figure out who the heck you all are. I mean I know ya, but I don’t really know ya.

That makes no sense.

Just do me a fab favor and take this anonymous survey. It’s to get an idea of the types of people who read my blog. I’m gonna love you no matter what boxes you check, so no worries.

It’s only free for me for the first 100 responses, so it’ll close after that. I hope that you’ll take a few moments and answer it for me. (Only one survey response per ISP please, as if you didn’t know that already.)

Click here to take the survey (Survey now closed. You guys are quick!)

Thank you!!!

I’ll be easing back into normal business and shenans over the next few days. My gosh, I missed you people!

*Update* My computer is still infected. It has Virtumonde on it, and the newest strains of it are exceptionally nasty. I probably won’t post again until the virus is gone. Someone is working on it remotely, but if he can’t fix it, I’ll have to take it in to the store or have someone come to the house and see what they can do.

Ya, happy new year to me.

*Update to the update* I think, think, think we got it this time. My system just might be clean now. So, I’ll be starting to visit you all again. Yay!!