Shoes Mean Business

I’ve discovered something over the years. I am only productive when I’m wearing shoes. It’s a fact.

If I want myself to get things done, I have to put shoes on. If I’m wearing just socks or slippers, I start to slack.

It’s really just a mental game.

And it’s absolutely stupid that I have to play this little chess match with myself.

My brain is controlled by a pair of shoes. Size 7.