So, what was I tagged for again? Tell a thing 7 or 10 times, happy something whatever.
So let's over share a bit, and call this tag deal a mission complete. D'accord?
1. I do not like female singers. Crank me up me some man grit, yo.
2. I have a heart in my siggy line and it blows my mind that I allowed a fruity thing like that to happen.
3. I must push long sleeves up my arm part of the way, or I'll die.
4. I wouldn't touch library books or garage sale items for most of my life. Unsaintly germs ride up in there.
5. I abhor the smell of Brut but thanks to the memories, I have a sick attraction to it as well.
6. I frown almost all the time, yet I'm happy almost all the time.
7. I count numbers like I'm counting on dice. Always.
8. The juice of my life is peppermint.
9. I have triple pierced ears because one upon a time that was edgy. Good Lord.
10. I like tampons.
Welcome to my darkness.
157 comments:
I am ALWAYS pushing my sleeves up too! If for some odd reason I want them down, I then get uber po'd because they're all wonky and don't sit right anymore.
I love the little heart in your siggy.
My long sleeves are pushed up now! I absolutely heart 3/4 sleeves; now those I don't push up.
Long sleeves get in the way of everything and make me feel clumsy.
But when I'm cold I put up with it.
Secretia
I am not a fan of pushing my sleeves up. I avoid 3/4 sleeve shirts like the plague. I am not sure why. I guess just the feeling drives my crazy :-)
BV - it went like this:
Gasp! Chuckle! Laugh! Sputter! Coffee spit all over desk.
You should write more posts like this. I adore your dark side. And I'm still laughing out loud like some kind of maniac!
"Crank me up me some man grit, yo."
I may never recover from that one.
I hate long sleeves! I will not wear them indoors.
Brut is okay, it is that Axe shit that makes me want to puke.
I am not a fan of Tampons! hahaha!
Lmbo.. soo if this is youlr dark side does Darth Vader comeout somewhere in this part and go " *freaky breathing sound* Luke I am your Father"?
I loath long sleeves too...
OH yes. Long sleeves are of the devil.
I love long sleeves. If I'm not wearing them I'm usually wearing a sweater. At least in winter... The only time I push them up is when they get in my way, like when I'm eating or cooking.
You're messed up, man. Tampons suck! Diva Cups rule!
You drank orange juice after brushing your teeth? What are you even talking about??
sleeves must go up!
and whats wrong with your orange juice?
I love what you have done with the darkness. It is not evil or scary at all:-)
I'm with you on 8 of the ten points - but I'm not getting specific.
Dark...I like it!
Rubbing alcohol works wonders on library books. We used it all the time to clean them up.
I can never find sleeves long enough to cover my insanely long monkey arms. Everything starts out looking like it's a 3/4 length.
What does this mean, you count numbers like you're counting on dice? I missed it, I think. Also, you're insane. But the good kind, not the weapon wielding kind.
Oh man, I had totally forgotten about Brut. I agree, no like it.
Thanks for linking up at Friday Follow. I am already following and stopping over to say hello.
Lynn
Interesting list. Number 10 made me LOL.
Happy Friday!
I have a son that can't stand to wear long sleeves. Even in the middle of winter he wants short sleeves on. I hate to have my neck touched. Not sure why, but makes me gag.
So funny! I'm not big on female singers either...and I definitely like tampons!
I like the way you do your meme's. Hilarious!
I am okay with having my sleeves rolled down. But I am so tall that regular shirts tend to leave an inch or two gap at the wrist. When that happens, up they go!
I didn't think you did these things, otherwise I would have tagged you!
I still have a germ phobia, if I buy food, I take the box behind the one closest to me, hopefully no one has touched it yet.
Your list absolutely cracks me up!!!! I'm like that about touching things that I don't know where they've been!
I always wondered how that little heart got there. Could've just snuck up from someone else's.
More germs than anything.....money :o I always hated getting raggedy money at the restaurant because I knew it had tons of yuck
I don't like female pilots. I'm not sure why, but I want a man to fly my plane!
Interesting stuff! Tampons?
I love how honest you are.. Have a great weekend.
#10 all the way! :)
I like to keep my sleeves down if they're lose, slightly up if they're fitted.
I have thought about the books from the library & used books stores being germy and such but I just can't resist. I do wipe the covers of the books down...
I never thought about the used books thing ... but I do think the magazines in doctor's offices and beauty salons might be kind of gross and germy!
Also, hooray for tampons!
Happy Friday!
aside from number 10 I don't know how we get along :)
I like long sleeves, down to my fingers. I go to the library and goodwill for books all the time. I don't waste food, especially berries LOL
I had to google "siggy line"...I am a little slow. lol!
Like tampons... What?!?
I count numbers like dice too! And gotta say Im really thankful for the invention of the tampon!
#3 Is SO my husband! Even when it's cold outside!
I might not ever touch a library book again. Maybe that is why I avoid the library - it's the germs.
Long sleeves yuck. I get all panicky.
Tampons scare me.
Happy Friday.
Love it! I think I probably frown a lot to now that you got me thinking about it... hmmm I wonder.
Oh my gosh, I had to read most of these 2 times. (ok, 3 times)
You are a hoot. I love tampons to0.
My 16 year old told me last night how much she loved a brand of pads that I purchased for us. She said it with such enthusiasm and glee, I thought she was shooting a commercial.
oh yes.. 'scuse me if this is TMI but other day i started and HORROR OF HORRORS... had NO TAMPONS.. had to use a pad... and. i. almost. died!!
yeeeeek! love me some tampons too.. you are so funny, have a fab wkend!!
What about knit tampons?
So this fondness for tampons - is that something I should be concerned about?
Am I the only one who has no idea what a siggy line is?
OMG. How did you open up my brain and pull everything I would have put on this list?
For real this was eerie for me. We are VERY alike :)
LMAO @ tampons. When you consider the alternative. Ick.
Wow... I didn't realize we had so much in common. Hmmm... Is that a good or bad thing?
I am already a follower but just stopping by to say hello with Friday Follow.
Felissa
www.felissahadas.blogspot.com
LOL @ the tampons! I like them too! =) Well sorta. I guess its really a love hate thing.
man gritt....hahah your "darkness" amusses me;)
well done
I heart tampons too.
You're funny, yo.
LOL like the site ...Friday following :)
I snorted coffee through my nose on this! I then had to clean my desk and computer screen, thanks for the laugh.
I also have a compulsion to push my sleeves up! I do like 3/4 sleeves but want the flexibility of long just in case I get cold. I know, never quite satisfied.
LMAO! Funny how we all have our little quirks. I relate to the sleeves, frowing, and triple ear piercing but...
How do you count numbers like counting on dice? Isn't loving tampons like loving your period?
Okay, so I'm an avid reader and I love books. But I get a little skeeved out in libraries. You are right about those germs--you never know where that stuff has been!!! I prefer to buy my books from Amazon, thanks very much. LOL!
I push my sleeves up too! I can't stand it if they are down. I was "edgy" too *cough* and have triple pierced ears.
As for tampons, they top my list of currently available options, but I would be more than happy to never see one again. Ever!!
I find that I frown too and i am not mad or sad either. weird. I like tampons too:)
Peppermint gum yum
I am so with you on #4...but that's because I'm a snob.
I have trip. pierced ears too.
And really. Tampons? Hm....
LOL! "Man grit yo"
I found these to be extremely interesting facts. Thanks....
I can always count on you for a genuine giggle! ;)
Tampons are my equipment of choice, too. Wait, that totally doesn't sound right. You know what I mean. I think.
I just realized something - I think I'm using that same font you're using for your signature in the new Princess Nagger website...subliminal suggestion from you, perhaps? ;)
#9 me too! ha ha ha! Ahhh, the 80's.
I have 5 holes in my ears LOL ....I only use two :) I'm sure the rest have closed up by now!! have a great weekend!!
I heart tampons. Heh.
too funny. i love 3/4 length sleeves or long. i hate short sleeves on fat arms(mine), you know that fat waddle underneath, yuck!
Oui, d'accord!
I hate library books. Didn't used to until I got one with a bunch of stains on the pages and it grossed me out. What were they anyway?
How funny, I don't really care for female singers either!!
I only buy 3/4 sleeve tops to wear in the winter. I cant do long sleeve without pushing them up either....I feel like Im going to pass out if I dont push them up!!!
And I like tampons too
You know, when I'm swishing my mouthwash around, I have to count to 60 and most of the time, I don't think there's any way i can make it that long.
Yum. Brut.
I must frown fairly frequently or else i wouldn't have the karate chop that lives in the space right between my eyebrows. -:(
And is #10 in comparison to pads? Because if that's the case, I like tampons too. But not really, because i hate that time of the month.
I will only wear 3/4 sleeves if I'm wearing a button up dress shirt. I can't stand full length sleeves for shirts like that. Also tampons all the way!!!
Your list made me laugh out loud, then I got to Otin's comment and nearly spit soda out of my nose.
Have a great weekend.
xo
I'm with you on 6, 9, and 10.
I am glad Tampons have exited my life. I come here some days just when i need a smile, you succeeded yet again.
Number 6 and number 10. People are constantly asking me if I'm in a bad mood. I always reply with: "no, thats just how my face looks. Blame my mother, I do." The best thing that ever happened to me was when Tampax came out with a box of scented tampons for different stages of your period.
Oh I remember when triple pierce dears were edgy...I have one high up on my ear...and I thought I was a rebel!
Lol, I was once edgy too.
Somehow your darker side still shines ;P
Your dark side completes me.
Your latest and greatest from Friday Follow!
Once again, you've shown me a side of you that before today I did not know existed! Don't worry, I STILL like you.
You are going to have to come up with something darker to scare me off...
Enjoy your weekend!
What a trip. Fascinating 411.
You enjoy tampons or you are just happy that they exist? Would you wear one just because you like them? I think they make something else for that.
LOL @ Edgy!!!
I'm sure thankful for tampons myself!! And I too had three holes in one ear once upon a time! I think we're dating ourselves!!
Thanks for stopping by my blog...you made me laugh with your list. I like tampons too...UGH!
MHS doesn't like female singers either. Weird. My kids used to ask me what was wrong because of the look on my face. I would respond with "Nothing! That's just my face." It's become legendary in this house. I guess I must frown alot too. But I'm usually happy.
Oh and thank God for tampons.
98% OF MY BOOKS were brand new when I got them.
I like tampons too...you can pretty much sleep in any position.
I think the only people who appreciate tampons are the ones who were given those gigantic pads (with the belts!) in 5th grade (remember that little care package?) After wearing those for awhile, tampons were like a gift.
I frown all the time. My grade school teachers were always asking me if I was ok.
Triple pierced ears. Oh, I remember being edgy.
The dark side does suit you. LOL! (And, while we are sharing, I felt the same way about library books too...)
I so love getting to know more about you, keep all the dirty little secrets coming!!!
OMG, I never saw so many comments. I'm from Friday follow. I like your humor very much. I need that today.
My ex-husband said he couldn't breathe unless his foot was sticking out form under the covers.
XD
I'm always cold so I need long sleeves, sweaters, etc.
I'm not sure I actually like tampons - I wishing for the day I don't need them anymore - lol
Hooray! I found a funny blogger through Friday Followers!!!
Thanks for dropping by. I am now a follower of you as well :)
I remember the triple ear pierce days. I have 2 holes in one of my ears.
You crack me up, btw.
If I wasn't a broke teen. I'd have more than 2 ear piercing, nose piercing and more than the 1 tatoo. Thank God for being broke
I like the heart... And we love the library. =)
BAH! i have the same "edgy" ear piercings. a hahahah! i haven't worn one in the tippy top (or #2 slot) in eons. yawn. i guess i could? or not.
ooooo, I never thought about germs in library books. Yucky!
hehe, love the list!
We have um 6 in common! Nobody gets me and thinks I am always in a bad mood. I am a HAPPY person darn it!
I agree, unsaintly germs do ride up in others things. Being a germaphobe myself, can relate! #10? Seriously, does anyone like pads? Thats just gross, ewww.
so i read your blog all the time, like every single day, but i never comment because you have 8 million followers and always a grillion comments...so i'm all "she is totally famous and doesn't need my dumb rambeling in her comments"...but you comment on my blog like all the time- so now i feel like a jerkface.
so, i am going to spew meaningless garbage in your comments all the time now...and i majorly heart that you use d'accord. i felt like i was back in french class
<3
I also have to push long sleeves up...I just can't leave them alone!
i love these things and learning more about people.
I'm with ya on the 3/4 sleeves.
There are only a select few female singers I do like, and I mean a select, and usually they are in a duo or something with dudes and only sing sometimes. I'd rather listen to a man sing any day.
Thanks for the follow!
Happy Friday!
I swear I was just reading another blog saying how much they loved tampons - too funny :D (and no it wasn't on my blog) -- fist bump for triple pierced ears. I have that too - but only one one side - extra super edgy ;-)
I am the exact same way about long sleeves. I always look for 3/4 length sleeves ... but I can't always find them beause I also need v-necks or scoop necks ... I can't stand turtlenecks or crew necks. I'm very very picky about my shirts now that I think about it.
I have never used a tampon and I am 38 years old.
Love your list!
I've always loved the smell of old books. Now I feel gross. Haha!
I hate tampons PERIOD
Haha, that was supposed to be funny!!
Dude. I'm the same way with Abercrombie cologne. It's ridiculous and teenage...yet it drives me crazy!
Triple pierced ears here too. I thought I was a bad-ass when I did that.
Love it! I learned a lot about you just now! Love the Tampons! I was never a pad kind of girl myself!
Back at ya from FF ;)
I'll be fruity with you! I have 2 hearts in my header so I'm fruitier than you...nah nah :)
I like the smell of Brut too! My husband sometimes wears it. Unfortunately so did Jerkoff:(
I love Library books and such! Free man! I just wash my hands afterwards and encourage my kids not to eat the books;)
I so was not expecting the tampon comment... I had to laugh out loud on that one - when I think about what an amazing invention the tampon really is... you know.. any hoo - I have to push up the sleeves too - can't stand sleeves down to my wrists.
love to you.
kelly
I like tampons too..better choice..long story. u know..umm, didn't like the smell of brut..an uncle always over poured on himself
and we could smell him from a mile away..ewww, didn't think about that..will definitely buy books online now..lol.
Tremendous! Love it. I follow!
New Friday Follower! :)
Well ... I like many female singers (Grace Slick comes to mind) and I am not fond of Tampons (probably a guy thing) and I wear Brut. So I guess you won't be reading my blog anymore. {*grin*}
I feel like I know you on a whole new level ;)
"Man grit, yo" ~ cracked me right up!!!!
I knew I liked you! I have triple pierced ears as well! (ok & there are still holes in my tongue & belly button...tell tale signs that I was once cool-ish.)
I'm kinda grossed out by all the girls here who say they DONT like tampons..ew sticky pants
Germs gross me out, too! I also like pushing my sleeves up. So much easier to get things done like that. And I love the heart in your siggy. Make me feel good!
Oh My!! I never thought about those unsaintly germs riding around on those library books and garage sale items. YUK! No wonder I have the stomach flu today. LOL
I always roll my long sleeves up. Can't stand those sleeves that fit so snug I can't roll them up.
*Friday Follow*
Ditto on the long sleeves and Brut. I have to touch the garage sale stuff though, too cheap not to!
And I like your heart in the siggy line.
Great list!
I guess Tampons are useful!
I'm all about pushing my sleeves up. (But it's more out of necessity than anything since long sleeves are about twice as long as they need to be for me. LOL!) I wear short-sleeved shirts in the winter and everyone says, "Aren't you cold?". 3/4 length sleeves are perfect long-sleeves for me. I was so happy when that trend came around! - G
This was a great list! I'm the same way with long sleeves...I can't stand them but obviuosly can't wear short sleeves when it's so cold out. I found some shirts that had those 3/4 sleeves but even those bug me too!!
I love long, long sleeves. I just bought a running shirt that has holes for my thumbs and I'm loving it. Yes, I know I'm a geek. I've accepted it.
I like tampons.
lololol!
I think I want longsleeves but I can't seem to attract any :)
Tampons are necessary :)
BUT: That heart above the "i" in the signature line could have been a flower. And that's just worse.
I can't believe that you frown? :)
A lovely and unconventional list. Most female singers are annoying, and you must move to FL, where you'll never wear long sleeves again...most years that is. Ever tried a peppermint Mocha at Starbucks? Mmmmm....Only 4,008 calories!
Wow! Didn't see any of those coming...well maybe the tampons but not the Brut(-;
you are a funny truth teller!
I love your darkness. I'm a nut with numbers always fiddling around with with them
You kill me, I love the library ...well it could be because I'm cheap and refuse to buy a book ... LOL ;)
I so love the library too. I'm so glad that you hopped with us this week.
Wowza---you are cracking me up!!!
I believe I was one who tagged you and I LOVE your gritty take on it ;) I love #5, oh the juxtaposition! I have a couple of scents I have a love/hate thing with as well.
I have faint hole reminders in my lobes (and one on the top of one ear) of when that was oh so cool! Funny, how even after years of not using them, they NEVER grow back!
xx
Im the same way with long AND 3/4 sleeves. I always shove those buggers up to my elbows (then they bug me there too so I pull them down and up shoving them back up again.
I prefer male singers too, unless it's an eff you song, then it must be female and something I can scream at the top of my lungs (while in tune, naturally).
hmmm...I may have to do this one on my own blog, either that or I'll end up hijacking your comment section...
Well, don't we have a lot in common! You know what I do all time that's even worse than hearts - sideways smiley faces. Aren't those just a little stone age now? But I can't help it! They show up in my posts and almost every single comment I write. I'm sure I must need some kind of therapy.
By the way, I really love your blog, you always make me smile :-)
Sh*t, there I go again!!!
Oh, BV, you CRACK me up! With the *heart* in your siggy line, you'd fit right in on my yearbook staff. Each one of those chicas dots her "i's" with flowers, hearts and stars!
Always push up my sleeves.
I have the double pierce. Let the back ones close.
I hate tampons anymore! Use to be a swimmer and did it all the time. No More!
Well of course...we all like tampons. Without them we couldn't go horseback riding, or swimming or wear white shorts! (geez I hated that ad LOL)
Turtlenecks also kill.
I have triple pierced ears also!!!! Do you always wear earrings in all 3?
Here from Friday Follow :)
I can totally relate to the sleeves thing. It drives me crazy to have them down to my wrists. Never understood why. Maybe we should start a self help group.
I do the sleeve thing too, but definitely not the tampons. They're yucky.
You're a woman after my own heart! I think that's why you're my favorite blogger!
I most definitely do not like tampons. They are evil. But I am glad you and tampons get along.
I frown all the time but am happy all the time too. I don't get why people don't understand that!! :)
tampons and I are best friends. except sometimes when they don't go in just right and they freaking HURT!!
Oh I frown often but I'm mostly happy LOL as for germs I hear you! Tampons and I got along much better before I had my daughter LOL now it's so so ;)
Your dark side is AWESOME!!!
oh me too with the damn holes in my ears! and I NEVER wear earrings anymore! Yeah for Tampon s- I refuse anything else - after each baby I was miserable with those huge arse pads! and humm - I'm a counter too - but I have never told anyone that b/c I(we) think it's weird - why do I do that????
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