I Lost My (B)read and (B)utter

It’s true. I lost my letter (B).

No last gasp, just quiet repose. Gone forever.

So now rather than avoid having to type all words with B’s in them, I’m using my son’s keyboard, which is not ergonomic.

Holy crap! This is like typing with my patties squished together in a tiny, tiny, itty bitty box. It causes owie hurty pain.

How do you people type on standard keyboards?

I miss my split keyboard, my carpal tunnel friendly baby.

I can’t wait until Saturday when my new ergo boyfriend arrives.
Tell me…what kind of keys are you tapping? Am I the only one who likes the split?