Charlie Brown Need Not Be Rappin’

This week while watching Dancing with the Stars, I happened to be unfortunate enough to catch a snippet of a promo for “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.”

And our Charlie boy, he was rappin’. Badly.

I mean, he doesn’t even have the coordination to kick a football! So, rap? That’s waaaaaay outside his box.

Charlie raps such offenses as… “Hey party people, it’s Charlie B” and “But where is Linus? This party is posh. He’s waiting in the field for a mythical squash.”

I felt like my cozy, comfy, happy world was ripped right out from under me.

ABC, this is a violation.

(I had the video embedded but ABC pulled it. Apparently even they are embarrassed with their handiwork.)