Entertain Me. I’ll Use You Like That.

The Amazing Race is my favoritest of favorite tv shows. I like it so much that I keep trying to get somebody…anybody that I know to go on it for me.

I mean, I would do it myself if I had some moxie.

Alright, I do have some moxie. I even have pluck.

But for worldwide visibility? Ain’t got none of that.

I need a stand-in, someone I like.

Basically I want to use you for my own entertainment.

Exploitation? Indeed.