
You know you’re in trouble when you see your suitcase being reversed right back into the TSA security machines. – “Is this your luggage, ma’am?” – “No, that’s not mine. That belongs to a criminal, which I’m not. Ok, it’s mine. I’m the criminal. Except I’m not. I’m not a criminal. I swear. I’m a [...]






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