This was Mony. This is Mony. My daughter’s poor little cat baby had 5 bad teeth pulled, and now her lips get stuck on her gums. I feel sorry for her, but I also can’t help but laugh at her ridiculous mouth slit. We love her while we laugh at her.

Go ahead. Give it your best guess as to what these two food items are (or were). I’ll reply by email with the right answers.

Finding a mosquito lolling about on my siding on January 31st in the dead of winter is just offensive.

In response to: “Let’s try a new color technique today, Liz.”  

When I was packing things up to move here, I opened the kids’ toothpaste drawer. Really?

Our family white elephant gift exchange has morphed over the years into more of a “wrap up the worst crap you can find” exchange. My brother opened his gift to find a girl-sized swimsuit, and headed off straight away to have some fun and try it on. So glad that wasn’t my gift!

I made this nasty snack exactly 1-1/2 years ago. Clearly I knew it was disgusting, because I took a photo before I ate it. I prob’ly vom’d afterwards.

When I was touring the New Amsterdam Theater, I got to see the Lion King masks from the Broadway show. They were custom sized, so the actors were not allowed to change their hairstyles during the show’s run in order to make sure the masks fit the entire time. They look really heavy, but they’re [...]